Videos made to be watched while stoned

Videos made to be watched while stoned

Stoned mode is a video series on YouTube that provides high definition visuals and music to zone out to when baked or while getting baked. Crisp and clear visuals are provided with no narration or captions explaining what is going on. So your high mind is left to interpret what it’s seeing. These videos are designed to be watched by people in a more open-minded state.
Who in their high mind wouldn’t want to watch gucci mane get sculpted out of wood using a chainsaw while a sick hip hop instrumental plays in the background? If that’s not up your alley don’t worry there’s plenty more!

Ever wonder how sex dolls are made? Why not watch the process in full detail while eery music plays in the background? However, eery music and flashes from plastic teeth to plastic eyes are not all that comforting.

If you don’t have a taste for the weirder stuff, you may prefer watching palm tree trimmers in action.

Meditative music plays in the background as palm tree trimmers peel large sections of the trees. This makes it easy to zone out and relax. If you’re looking for peaceful videos to watch while stoned you might also enjoy watching woodworkers carve out symmetrical masterpieces.

These types of videos are oddly calming. You can also watch ceramics being worked while surfy beach jams play in the background, soothing and easing your mind.

The Ferrofluid video is one that really leaves you guessing.

You just see a bowl get filled with black fluid and placed under a skull. The dark liquid then seems to come to life with the Electronic Dance Music playing in the background. The Ferrofluid forms spikes and attaches to the skull creating various shapes. The Ferrofluid even gives the skull a thick black beard at one point.
If you’ve just ordered a pizza to curb your munchies, there is a Stoned Mode: Pizza video you can watch. It features a pizza being made from scratch and then baked in hyper speed. It’s entertaining to watch and it’ll also get your mouth watering. The pizza video will have you hype AF for when that doorbell finally rings.

The team at Super Deluxe really has a formula for blending visuals and audio in a way that appeals to stoned audiences. There’s something for every stoner. Trippy visuals, silly unexplainable videos to laugh at with a room full of stoned friends, or some straight up WTF videos. One of our favorites is the Clowns with Guns video.

Good luck interpreting that one while high. There’s plenty more Stoned Mode videos to watch on Super Deluxe’s YouTube channel. We tried not to spoil much but even our descriptions can’t capture everything these videos have to offer. They are something that should be experienced to be understood. So if you really want to make the best of a night indoors, get some munchies, get high, and watch some stoned mode videos. It looks like a lot of effort goes into shooting and editing these videos and they are some of the only videos on the web specifically designed to be watched by people who were high on marijuana.
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Strain Review Liberty Haze

Strain Review: Liberty Haze

Liberty Haze fazes over you like a thick, fluffy green blanket of tingling warmth. The nuggets do smell of bright limes, but to the more sensitive nose, subtle flowers and sharp tangy cheese come through. On first inhale (provided you don’t cough and splutter immediately), the taste is near divine. Liberty Haze is more powerfully citrus in flavor than it is in smell, and on the exhale you may be able to taste the earthy tones it gets from it’s Chemdawg roots. Before you’ve even consumed it, just a whiff from the bag is enough to make you grin and feel giddy.
Created by Barney’s Farm, Liberty Haze also has parentage in G13, an indica strain with legendary pain relief. Liberty herself is often very potent! 25% THC content–though some test at 34% THC– tested and approved by many. It’s commonly reported as providing heavy relaxation, and in my personal experience, it really brings on the giggles. I’d recommend this strain to someone who has difficulties falling asleep at night, from having too many thoughts or an overactive imagination.
The high is both creeping and long-lasting. Two hits from a pipe had me off and doing the tasks I’d been putting off the day before. If you smoke during the day, you might find the energy to complete that project, beat that video game level, or get outside and explore a hiking trail. Keep breathing in deep, clean lungfuls of oxygen between hits, and you’ll escape the insufferable paranoia that too much smoke can bring on. My only issue with Liberty Haze is the intense dry-eye and cotton mouth that came on after only the first bowl. However, that really only speaks volumes of its potency!
My favorite way of intake tends to be through a water pipe, but experiment and experiment variably with how you consume your cannabis! Try Liberty Haze through a vaporizer, low setting, to experience in full the pinene and limonene terpenes that give the strain her distinct, lime forest smell. Or, grind a few nugs and roll them up into an apple-flavored blunt wrap, and enjoy the sour-green serenade while puffing your troubles away.
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Strain Review Big Buddha Cheese

Strain Review: Big Buddha Cheese

I’ve encountered Big Buddha Cheese several times across coffeeshops in Amsterdam. The strain Cheese, cloned from Skunk #1 seeds, has been around since the 80s. Very popular and common strain in the UK, until grower “Big Buddha” crossed Cheese with Afghani to create a new seed. From there, it won the High Times 2006 Cannabis Cup, and has since garnered recognition as an exceptional hybrid amongst cannabis users across the world.
All variations of Buddha claim for big laughs and smiles, and Big Buddha Cheese is no different. In fact, the bud tender at one particular coffeeshop said, “You like the big belly laughs? Buddha Cheese. You’re uplifted, one hit, I swear.” He was not far from the truth. Smoking it brought on some good laughs, and was much better enjoyed in a group of friends. Though relaxing, it’s a very social weed.  As most cheesy strains go, Big Buddha falls right in line. It manages to be both a sticky-sweet fruit flavor, and the sort of sour cheesiness that feels like to coats your teeth. It was hard not to eat nuggets straight from the bag.
Most would describe BBC as ‘dank.’ If you live around sensitive noses, I suggest keeping this weed tightly bagged and sealed in a mason jar. Both to keep you safe, and to preserve bud freshness. Not everyone enjoys the potency of flavor and smell. I mean it when I say this strain is cheesy–all the odor, pungency, and sharpness of cheddar included. Physically, the nuggets are often compact and loaded with orange hair and trichomes. The batch I found in Amsterdam had beautiful tinges of blue, and broke apart like clumps of sugar in my hand.
The high lasts a few solid hours. I don’t recall how I felt physically after it wore off, but some users report feeling well-rested. Several say they feel it “right behind the eyes”, so you might experience some pressure, or that feeling of a head stuffed full of wool and white noise. If that’s what you’re looking for, great! If you want to stay coherent and cerebrally functional, either go easy on the Cheese, or avoid the strain entirely.
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5 Up and Coming Functional Glass Artists

The legalization of marijuana is hitting states across the United States and as a result new markets are being created. Functional glass art has been on the rise since 2009 with competitions showcasing the art of glass blowers. People are paying thousands of dollars for glass depending on the maker. Here is a list of some up and coming functional glass artists that have yet to reach legendary status:

  1. Danny Camp
    Danny Camp is a glass blower from Maine. He’s been known for his mummy rigs but more recently he’s shifted his focus on his “yung tut” design. His tuts come in different shapes and sizes. During the Ball Out Shelter show at the Witch Dr glass blowing studio/smoke shop, Danny had several recyclers and other tut designs on display. He also had some lady tuts, illustrating the ancient egyptian theme to his pieces. Danny has created his own colors of borosilicate glass including kennebec lagoon. He won 8th place in the Champs Trade Show this year which features the work of many up and coming glass artists. We look forward to seeing what Danny has in store for his next big drop. His solo pieces are in the thousand dollar range but the price is rising along with his popularity.
  2. Tymeone
    Tymeone’s theme seems to be big eared creatures. Most notably is his Fox design but he also makes goblins, mice and other big eared creatures. Recently he’s been sandblasting his work for a nice matte finish. Tymeone works with color changing glass and blends colors together to make unique pieces of functional art. Tymeone’s solo work sells for thousands of dollars.
  3. RJ
    RJ Glass is one of the most creative up and coming glass blowers. His pieces usually feature birds but each one appears to be different from the last. He blends colors masterfully and doesn’t skimp on the function. He’s made recyclers, tubes, full figured bird rigs and more. Each of his pieces appears to be uniquely inspired. Clouds and birds are the two symbols most prevalent in his work. He often puts recently made pieces up for sale on his instagram account. His solo work ranges from one thousand to thousands of dollars. RJ glass is only getting better at what he’s doing and his work will likely increase in value over time.
  4. Vibe
    Vibe glass is known for his bunny design. He makes bunny jammers that closely resemble the skull jammers made by AKM. He also makes full figure bunnies and has illustrated his bunny sculpting mastery. Vibe recently had a show featuring his work at a smoke shop in New York. Guests lined up to look at his latest designs and to have their previously purchased bunnies signed by their maker. With a solo show under his belt and thousands of followers, Vibe glass is an up and coming glass blower to keep your eye on.
  5. Chaka
    Chaka is also known as “the ice man” and there’s a good reason for it. He is known for his ice-themed sculptures. Ice and penguins are the two symbols that present themselves the most in his work. He works with UV-reactive glass to make full figure penguins and more. Chaka makes penguin dabbers and ice cube pendants for cool kids. His work is nearing the thousand dollar range and it’s been steadily increasing as he masters his craft.These are just a few of the rising functional glass artists we think you should keep your eye on. Is there anyone we missed?

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Top 25 Weed Jokes from around the Web

Weed and laughing go hand in hand, so weed and jokes should be a perfect combination. We’ve compiled a list of our favorite 25 weed jokes found across the web in 2016. Take a hit of some euphoric sativa and have you a good laugh while you read these jokes:

  1. What do you get when you eat marijuana?
    A pot belly.
  2. What do you call a homie holding two jays?
    Double Jointed
  3. How do you know you’re a real stoner?
    You clean bongs more than dishes.
  4. What do you call money that grows on trees?
  5. What does a fish party need?
    Seaweed/Reefer.
  6. When is national drug test day?
    April 21st. (4/21)
  7. If there two potheads are in the back of a car, who’s driving?
    A police officer.
  8. Why couldn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippy?
    because he was too far out, man.
  9. What does Wheel of Fortune and a pot pusher have in common?
    They both want $250 for an O.
  10. What is the only test a stoner studies for?
    A drug test.
  11. Did you hear about the kid who died from weed?
    Neither did I.
  12. Something to think about today. It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13 – “if a man lays with another man, as with a woman, he should be stoned.” We finally know what that meant.
  13. What did the frog say when he passed the bong to his frog friend?
  14. I told my doctor I was having problems with my joints, he told me to roll them tighter.
  15. Someone passed shaggy a baggy so he can roll Scooby a doobie.
  16. A cop stops a stoner and says “your eyes are red, have you been smoking weed?” and the stoner replied, “your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?”
  17. What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
    The drunk will run a stop sign, the stoner will wait for it to turn green.
  18. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours… Followed by a global food shortage.
  19. One time I was about to smoke weed with a Mexican girl. I forgot my bowl at home so I asked her if she had any papers on her and she immediately ran off…
  20. I call my weed the Quran… cause burning it will get you stoned.
  21. I still don’t understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal… When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
  22. What type of weed do reptiles smoke?
  23. I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
  24. They had to name the offense “possession of marijuana” because “joint custody” was already being used.
  25. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that’s pretty close.