Little druggy sat in her buggy smoking a joint of weed along came a spider who sat down beside her and sold her a kilo of speed.
Stoners live and stoners die, But in the end we all get high, So, if at first you don't suceed, F**k this world and smoke some weed
Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor. A: Drug Abuse
That is not a drug, it’s a leaf
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself
Don't drink and drive. Park and spark.
What do you call money that grows on Trees?
What is a stoner's favorite dream?
Who is driving?
